Lubricant Launcher Review
Lube Launcher is simultaneously a terrible and perfect name for this little gadget. Terrible because it sounds like something you buy at a hardware store, though admittedly, I can't come up with anything better. Perfect, because that's exactly what it does- it launches lube right where you need it, the way nothing else can. 

You'll never use your fingers again, it's messy and potentially unsanitary compared to this little beauty. I've used the Lube Launcher with all kinds of lubes and in all kinds of packaging- including one that came in a squeezy tube (like hand lotion) and it's never failed me or had too many air bubbles for comfort. 

I feel it's important to note here that minor air bubbles in the lubricant chamber don't affect the feel nor the effectiveness of the lube. It's also very easy to hold opening-up and tap it, so air floats to the top (and lube sinks down toward the plunger), to push out the air if you get too much. Like a nurse. A sexy nurse. *a-wink* 

More often than not, there's no need to press pause on the fun to get more lube. The size is exactly right- not too big that the launcher itself needs lube just to be inserted, nor too small that it holds too little and you need more later on- the unit holds a surprisingly lot of lube. This is especially true if you apply lube on the toy or body part doing the penetrating as well. 

Pro-tip: after filling and inserting the launcher, let out a little at a time as you slide the launcher out, with a bit of distance in between each application for maximum effectiveness. That way you're spreading the lube from start to finish instead of in one... I don't think there's a word here that doesn't sound gross, so let's go with puddle.

When introduced to it, I wondered why it came with three container pieces and only one plunger- but after using it not only anally but also vaginally, it's actually quite brilliant. Obviously, I always clean with warm soapy water and a follow up spritz of toy cleaner, but it's super handy to have one for vaginal use and one for anal (and a spare). I even put a Sharpie mark on the handle of each so I know the difference- I'm classy like that. 

The geniuses behind it even included a cap- I've filled the launcher, capped it, and taken it on the go in my purse and never had a leak or spill. Huh. Maybe 'Lubricant Launcher' is a more apt name than I originally realized- since it can launch you into new, amazing levels of play, anytime, anywhere!