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I don’t mind staying in hotels, but it’s getting tedious staying in hotels alone. Saffron can’t be following me around to every major and minor centre in the province checking to see if the towels are folded neatly. They are. Two large towels. I’ll only need one, and that’s a pity. Saffron would look so good coming out of the shower, dark red hair wet and curling up around her face, wearing nothing but a nice, pure white hotel towel. She would have the smoothest skin, rosy from the hot water, and as always her legs would go on for miles...

I've had bullets before (who hasn't?) but they almost always die after a few uses, or are just too weak to be effective, so I've generally avoided them the last few years and opted for bigger, more expensive toys. Recently, though, I decided I wanted a discreet little toy that could travel well and be super effective without waking anyone up, because no one needs to know. Except for everyone who stumbles upon this review, apparently.