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(Sadie, Leon and Mackenzie)
I did not understand what the Student Housing Office was thinking I thought I made it perfectly clear what I was looking for - experienced young people who don’t mind mixing a little sex in with their studies.
This year I worded my ad so carefully – experienced, mature students - and what do they send me?
Leon, a baby-faced, first-year mathematician (nerd!) who barely speaks English (I guess you don’t have to when you deal with numbers all the time) from France (which is kind of hot, I you have to admit) and who scribbles equations in the steam on the bathroom mirror EVERY morning.
And Mackenzie, a post-grad in biomedical engineering (I don’t even know what that means!) who (while gorgeous) has the indisputable air of someone who has never been kissed (at the age of 26 – who ever heard of such a thing!) and who studies ALL the time.
I guess they thought someone willing to travel to a foreign country to study is adventurous, and Mackenzie is older than anyone I’ve shared an apartment with, so that takes care of 'mature'. But the last thing I need is roommates who don't understand what's going on and get all judgy and tedious about my active sex life.
It’s not like I demand my roommates sleep with me – I learned my lesson in first year with Kevin and Anthony. Too messy when you all sleep together. In second year I shared with Robert, who didn’t like girls, and Laura, who ended up sleeping with Robert’s boyfriend – now that was a stressful final term! I loved my roommates last year, but there were both engaged (to each other) and both business majors (yawn!) and strictly monogamous. I had to sneak in my dates to avoid them giving me lectures about the advantages of saving it for marriage. Dull dull dull!
Short of actually seducing my new roommates, I had to do something to make sure this year I get to do what I want guilt and hassle free. I decided gifts were the way to go, but I'm a student (Film Studies – what I really want to do is direct) so I can't afford anything too fancy.
As always, lovedreamer.com came to the rescue!
Their back-to-school promotion includes Co-Ed Combos for both HIM and HER. Each kit includes a very special toy, plus Sliquid Organic Water-based Warming Lube (warms to heighten sensitivity while it lubricates!) and DreamClean Adult Toy Cleaner (made with pure natural essential oils to keep your toys clean and safe.)
And both are on sale for only $19.99 right now!
Leon was puzzled when his Combo for HIM arrived, but there was no language barrier when he opened the discreet packaging. He knew exactly what to do with the Dream Toys Dream Wonder Masturbator. The realistic design and sensual ribbed texture are divine, and the soft, supple sleeve looks like a perfect fit. (Okay, I peeked one morning when Leon was working out the coefficient of something or other on the bathroom mirror – can you blame me? He's got a great body, for someone who does math all day.)
When Mackenzie opened her Combo For HER, she turned almost as pink as her new Mini-Multi Wanachi Waterproof Massager.
"What am I supposed to do with this?" she sputtered. (Actually sputtered – it was really adorable. She looks extra hot when she's scandalized.)
I had anticipated her response. I handed her my well-worn copy of The Big Book of Sex Toys by Tristan Taormino. (Hey, that's on sale now too – maybe I should get Mackenzie a copy of her own!) and a brand new copy of The Smart Girl's Guide to the G-Spot.
It's so easy to be generous when your favorite sex toy site having a sale. Besides, I earn myself Dream Rewards with just about every purchase – it's win-win all the time!
(I picked up a copy of Bared to You by Sylvia Day for myself – sometimes a girl just needs to buy herself a special treat.)
Leon's been in his room all day, giving his Dream Toys Dream Wonder Masturbator a workout, no doubt.
I could hear Mackenzie turning pages from the next room (I swear that girl is a speed reader.) She must have figured out the "waterproof" part of the Mini-Multi Wanachi Waterproof Massager, because she locked herself in the bathroom about half an hour ago and the shower has been running ever since. Good thing this building has a brand new hot water system!
